cause I always sit next to someone breast feeding or eating a hot dog.
POST FROM Wednesday, November 09, 2005
The News
I'm perplex of how this and this has made me chuckle.
On some other news, inflation is raising like a monkey and shitting like a bunny. So there, there is my economical overview people. Next time someone asks me what's going on, I'll just say that.
Since last time I wrote, nothing happened except that one day I woke up and I was unable to open my eyes. I'd developed a devil allergy. Me the person who never has anything can you believe it? I know, the question was what could have started it? I only had cooked the day before for like the first time ever. So logically, I'm afraid, I'm allergic to ovens or oil or onions.
The twisted sickness turned my face into one matching some monster that would only come to surface on a lake. My eyes looked like somebody had kicked the hell out of me over night and then burned me out in hot oil.
Funny how, the day I couldn't open an eye happened to be the day I needed to present myself on that important exam I had studied for like a month. I did everything a desperate soul would do. I put wet cottons with tea on both of my eyes for hours till I had a flash back and saw myself drinking tea the day before. Could it be this new brand of tea, this tea I have cottons wetting my eyes as we speak? I carefully liberated my eyes from those cottons containing the cause of my allergy immediately, crying for there was no way out of this one. There was not going back on time, there was not stopping it either. I was forced to put make up on the irritated red wounds, amazingly shocking both eyes turned out to be a disaster. Like you can hide a deformed crane with make up. I was loosing by knockout.
Sunglasses were my only last hope to make it to my university. I needed to take a train and two subways without staring at anyone on my way, could not engage in any conversation what so ever. That was my task. God only knows how much I talked to him.
To make the story short, I wrote the entire exam with sunglasses on (I was the only one can u believe that?). The professor asked for my id at some point while I was filling my test, I didn't look up at all I swear. Had he pronounced the words glasses off I bet I would have provoked several strokes. I still had nightmares about it. In one dream I screamed loudly in front of two thousands students it's very contagious! and run out.
Anyhow, back into the classroom. Meanwhile the whole thing, you could listen windows collapsing to each other because of all the heavy winds, yes a storm was approaching. And through my dark glasses, across the windows I looked outside in ode how it started to rain. Yet I wasn't going to take anything off despite my sanity being in jeopardy. I showed my id with them and I stood up to give my pages back, filled with only one poor opened eye, with pried.
Nobody mention it days later, probably because I got the hideous haircut ever and they still can assimilate everything at once.
8/13/05 - It's probably not a great idea not to go to your medical appoitment when you get the best job they could have probably offered you, just because you want to mantein that perfect record of never taking a blood test.
