cause I always sit next to someone breast feeding or eating a hot dog.
POST FROM Thursday, December 26, 2002
JAWS (the dream)
Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night trying to swim harder and harder just to realize that no, you are not being follow by a shark? Well there I was last night, scared and swimming like a damn fish, about to be chewed by this ugly and huge animal. My dreamt started when some people and I were hanging out in this swimming pool, it was not an aquarium at all. Just a regular swimming pool, where some freko put a shark inside to appreciate how these animals look like. Ok this man was able to put a big glass right in the middle of the pool so people could swim and watch the creature in one side, and the shark could be in the other one. Funny, they were swimming and pretending that the shark was eating them. They watched each others eyes through the glass under water. TILL...no..not yet..not yet. Me, a chicken of nature when it comes to sharks and snakes, would totally say hope nothing happens, appealing insanity and giving speeches about animals rights protection, etc. So they actually heard me and went out of the pool. The man took the glass out, and the hungry animal started swimming deeply and nobody could tell where he was. So the man decided to put more water to the pool and this long water spout was placed across the big garden. Three guys were standing next to the pool, and they were starting a bet, of which one of us could swim across the edges without getting bitten. Of course nobody is that stupid to do so. It is Ok to put a f**cking shark in a pool, but hey everyone has a limit. After dancing and drinking, I see how this guy was standing in a circle formed by the water spout, like a node, and how the spout was getting shorter and shorter. When I screamed, somehow he didn’t understood quickly what I was trying to say. He just wave back. While saying what an asshole, his leg got totally tied up to the spout. One guy jumped over him but he had to let him go. The asshole was sucked into the pool. Everybody was in shock, except this girl I know, who happened to be at the lady’s room. She didn’t listen at anything people were saying, cause drinks were a hit. As everyone was away from the pool, she approached it, and jumped in the part she thought the glass was protecting her. I run as fast as I could. Screamed to her, next I see her legs were speeding and the back of the shark then appeared. I grabbed her arm and pulled her out the water. You could see how his mouth opened in the air. (She almost gets a free nail cut) So she hugged me, and I said, "see, that’s how you show a shark man!. "
* What do you think that means? that I am crazy? nice.
8/13/05 - It's probably not a great idea not to go to your medical appoitment when you get the best job they could have probably offered you, just because you want to mantein that perfect record of never taking a blood test.
