cause I always sit next to someone breast feeding or eating a hot dog.
POST FROM Saturday, June 05, 2004
Still not like Bush
I remember one time I was standing at the train station, waiting for my train to arrive and as it did, my umbrella just didn't want to close. So I had 2 options, throw it away out of the platform right on the grass or walk inside holding it up.
I thought who throws an umbrella out of a platform, what would people think of me?
So I opted for the second one.
Inside of the full electric train people stared in horror wondering how big of an asshole I was. I explained "it just doesn't wanna close up". I fought, struggled, burnt extra calories, turned red and prayed, but at the end, after 3 stations stops that fucking umbrella surrendered. I could hear everyone's screaming thoughts VICTORY HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!WE ARE FREE! THIS TOWN WON'T BE BOTHERED ANYMORE! , but that's probably not what the guy standing right next to me was thinking let me tell ya. I put myself in his position and he must have thought "I bet this bitch sticks one of those pointed things inside my eye"
Anyhow..ALWAYS THROW IT AWAY! If not you look like an asshole!
8/13/05 - It's probably not a great idea not to go to your medical appoitment when you get the best job they could have probably offered you, just because you want to mantein that perfect record of never taking a blood test.
