cause I always sit next to someone breast feeding or eating a hot dog.
POST FROM Saturday, October 02, 2004
Imagine you are at the movies
You have decided that you ARE going to go watch Anaconda 2, so you are sitting in your not perfect cinema chair cause the one you wanted was taken by that person that you automatically just don't like, trying not to worry about the fact that yes, a giant snake is going to digest half of this movie cast that you were willing to pay to see.
I didn't use to be such a chicken, I'm now an official chicken and Anacondas eat chicken, so that makes me an scared chick when it comes to snakes. People think that just because I live in South America I surely have encounter somewhere somehow a snake in my way at least one. Well people, yes. Not only have I seen snakes at the zoo that is located in the middle of the city, but also I have been faced alone with a snake. It was the most traumatic thing ever, three years ago I was at Parana's river on a trip, and next to the river side my lonely self was standing, throwing stones into the river, the river was calm, it wasn't to cold it wasn't to hot, you could feel it was about to start raining, I was thinking about something like in any horror movie the next victim is not paying attention. (insert horror music). And a snake was lying not far from where I was standing by myself. If you were watching this moment on a movie you would want to scream to me something like, can't you see there's a snake you jerk, if I were you I would start running. Well in that movie, I am psycho and can hear something is about to happen, I can feel something is not right. What can that be?..so I take a look to my left side and AAAHHHHHHHHHH. You have never seen someone run faster than the wind, faster than me, I could have bitten up any Olympic champion, if only they incentive runners by letting snakes on the loose. I swear I still feel the pressure on my chest the pressure of I don't want to die like this. Sometime later on that day I was told that snake was dead. I told them I sure scared her like hell with my screamings.
So yes, I am a chicken since then. We are all chickens until we are face to the actual issue let me tell ya, and if you're not, well then you're just not human.
Anyway, we were imaging we were at the movies and we were about to watch Anaconda 2 and then this happens.
8/13/05 - It's probably not a great idea not to go to your medical appoitment when you get the best job they could have probably offered you, just because you want to mantein that perfect record of never taking a blood test.
