cause I always sit next to someone breast feeding or eating a hot dog.
POST FROM Friday, February 25, 2005
Norton Hates Me
As I am listening to the majority report now again after days without the beautiful power of cable internet connection, because my computer decided she hated me and cruelly collapsed during one lonely night I let her by herself, I can be back online.
I don't know if you know this but every few months computers get their pms if their are female, and if your computer is always doing stupid things, screwing you and doesn't wanna take care of the mess, well guess no more you've got yourself a male pc. Good luck.
Mine is a girl. Girls are crazy/depressed sometimes, and right now is the time mine needs prozac. I don't know if it was something I did, I'm rather pessimistic about that really. Lets face it. The bitch is nuts. Why on earth would she want to erase EVERYTHING we had.
I don't know how to fix a pc. At all. All I can do is scan the disks, dust the monitor, and erase the cookies (which I don't understand the point of doing so, why wouldn't someone want to have cookies?, but apparently engineers say PCs have to be on Atkins and engineers are doctors since the eighties)
I screamed. She screamed back. She always wins. So she is still offended and doesn't want to turn on anymore. To which I replied "Ok you soulless bitch" and after that I completely regret it because we all know how the scissors man had a heart and I was supposed to be her Wynnona. And she had been so great to me that I'm starting to miss her.
Despite of that, I am not online in my pc of course. I am officially cheating on her.
8/13/05 - It's probably not a great idea not to go to your medical appoitment when you get the best job they could have probably offered you, just because you want to mantein that perfect record of never taking a blood test.
