cause I always sit next to someone breast feeding or eating a hot dog.
POST FROM Saturday, February 05, 2005
Some Things You'll Never Forget
This last couples of weeks I've been getting awful phrases as I walk across the city. Some guys say things they think are compliments but instead they are the most machist's thought ideas of treating women as man instruments. Then some other perverted mama's boys have offered to do me, some have even flashed themselves. Yeah believe it, but they are that macho only when the streets are empty like their heads. Like you are going to get any with such awful comments, like any women will ever agree to that awfulness and would reply Oh yeah right here right now let's do it, as I did. ( NO NOT REALLY, but if you considered that funny we aren't in the same path pal )
Today, today, today was the day some dead man (sorry it takes a while to say because it's still too warm in my head the idea of..), said the "do you" comment as I was walking next to my granny. I was using my white running shoes so for a moment I thought I could run after him and kick him forever you know where, but then I reconsidered because that's what I do. It was right in front of a bank and I knew that cameras could only have taped the beating up and not what he had said prior to his death and I really didn't want to run away from cops in front of my granny while leaving her alone with the grocery bags you know. So I reconsidered.
My granny's face was indescribable, I could not tell if she had had a heart attack or not until she gave another step forward. Believe it or not, I had no idea what to say first to my granny at all, I mean how do you re start a conversation after someone offered your granddaughter a job. Well, all I could breath out was you know, my second name is Lorena, just like Lorena Bobbitt, next time I'll click click it I swear. And then she continued with what I will call the greatest move from all times in the game of playing the fool. She said What? what? what're you talking about?.That's when I learnt 2 things. First who the master really is. I also learnt not to ever forget that game as long as I am alive. She was playing the OH! WHAT? card to ME, I thought I had created that game, how come I didn't think of it before!.
8/13/05 - It's probably not a great idea not to go to your medical appoitment when you get the best job they could have probably offered you, just because you want to mantein that perfect record of never taking a blood test.
