cause I always sit next to someone breast feeding or eating a hot dog.
POST FROM Wednesday, April 06, 2005
My English S.U.C.K.S.
I was reading some of my old posts. Wow. Oh Lord. If someone ever reads this, please know that I know the difference between "mine and yours", "this and these", "were and where", "can't not" well I use this to emphasize, I do know that an ophthalmologist is a doctor so NO, I can not write the phrase I just came back from my ophthalmologist appointment, because that sounds very um yakening. Please also know that I know that yakening is not a word. That I always write "ain't" not because I know what the hell it means, instead because I think it sounds classy. The word know (which seems to come out way to often), too or to, I was or I were (what the hell is up with that?!) are mistakes I fully know I do, I just get to know it a little too late, when I don't give a fucking ass about changing old posts to correct mistakes. On the other hand, please note that I didn't misspell other words just as fucking ass. Advise, always know the basics.
So my English sucks. Big deal. I wanted to apologize now instead of going back to correct the profanities I wrote, the words I have misspelled and surely can't pronounce without laughing afterwards.
8/13/05 - It's probably not a great idea not to go to your medical appoitment when you get the best job they could have probably offered you, just because you want to mantein that perfect record of never taking a blood test.
