cause I always sit next to someone breast feeding or eating a hot dog.
POST FROM Friday, April 29, 2005
My Father Is Going To Kill Me, Slowly.
I am not one of those persons who fill every single form for give away things. However, today I was feeling not to much myself. Yesterday I had taken my grandmother to the hairdresser salon, and while she was getting her hair cut, I read a magazine. I learnt who had a new illegitimate son and such, came near vomiting from the gossip stories from that expensive piece of crap people buy. But I did read one very astute marketing advertisement which was posted in every single page of the mag. I mean there is no greater way to get to a reader than posting the same thing over and over again. Underestimating us readers, I don't THINK SO. My deodorant's company was giving away digital cameras and trips to China. Who want's to go to China? Not me. We are talking here of a possibly free Digital Camera, for FREE. I could have a new camera. It has to be mine, I want to adopt it.
Today I went inside rexona.com.ar and filled the form. With my father's name on it. Because I have no luck what so ever. After that, I read the instructions. Yes. In that particular order. It suddenly came to my notice that one of the requirements said ONLY WOMEN. And of course it made sense, I only use women deodorant. That could only meant that I had sent my good father's name to an only woman contest. Ooopsy. Can you imagine if they come across somehow with a man's name? What will they think?
My God, I am so stupid. Nevertheless, I can't wait for my dad to get a call letting him know that he has won an only women contest because of his deodorant, that it is too sad he isn't a woman, and that China will have to wait. Now I deserve that camera people. I could take my father's face picture while getting asked unpronounceable questions and win a Nobel.
8/13/05 - It's probably not a great idea not to go to your medical appoitment when you get the best job they could have probably offered you, just because you want to mantein that perfect record of never taking a blood test.
