cause I always sit next to someone breast feeding or eating a hot dog.
POST FROM Tuesday, June 07, 2005
At the Dr.'s Office
I want to talk a little about those tables/beds they make you lay down on. The germs that thing can have are unknown to scientists I'm for sure. If you want a quick death all you have to do is lick those green sheets and your brain will basically shut down. Now if you are one of those complicated persons who prefer a slowly and painfully passing away, just lay on that bed for five minutes and your body will start to metamorphose into a mosquito, mosquitos only live three days.
I placed my butt on the edge of the patient's bed or table but I miscalculated the distance to the edge and where the legs of the table were. Or maybe how much I weight. I forgot to derivate or something. Anyway, it felt like I was in one of those cartoons where one puts a wood table over a cun, with some weight in one extreme and the other edge goes to the roof waiting for someone to jump on. Except that in my case no one jumped and I almost killed myself when the other edge of the bed came up higher and higher. All in front of the specialist who treats physical traumatics. Yeah that's right, no mental traumatics.
8/13/05 - It's probably not a great idea not to go to your medical appoitment when you get the best job they could have probably offered you, just because you want to mantein that perfect record of never taking a blood test.
